Sometimes bad guys hide behind shit.

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. April is a time of growth, and new beginnings. And spring cleaning, we found this thing collecting dust in the back of the shop.


  • It’s an AK. In 50 BMG. An AK-50 you might say.
  • Shoots pretty far probably.
  • Big. Pretty damn big.
  • Definitely won’t explode. We promise.

No sales to supervillians. Looking at you, Bezos. Musk, you’re alright.

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