Sometimes bad guys hide behind shit.
Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. April is a time of growth, and new beginnings. And spring cleaning, we found this thing collecting dust in the back of the shop.
- It’s an AK. In 50 BMG. An AK-50 you might say.
- Shoots pretty far probably.
- Big. Pretty damn big.
- Definitely won’t explode. We promise.
No sales to supervillians. Looking at you, Bezos. Musk, you’re alright.